Nose Hairs Gone Wild by Scott Saalman

“I taught Scott Saalman everything I know. Tragically this turned out to be very little. But you should buy this book anyway,” writes Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist Dave Barry. Inspired by syndicated humorists like Barry and Erma Bombeck, Scott Saalman has been writing and publishing humor columns for 20-some years. Nose Hairs Gone Wild is a collection of his best work, with topics ranging from his fear of flying, to constructing his first baby crib, to dealing with a dachshund from hell, to making sense out of his travels in Asia, Italy and Vegas, to being marred for life when witnessing his mom lose her bikini top on a crowded beach, to dealing with middle-aged dilemmas like nose hairs that have permanently gone wild.