So...you Wanna Get Married? Step One: Get Fit! by Vivian McClure

Like everyone of us, Ms. Moo Dawna Pattymaker has arrived at a point in her life when she must step out on her own to discover her own unique self. She has sass, she has style. And so far, shes sure shes her own cow; well known for almost-nearly accessorizing her accessories to match any ensemble. in her stepping out she dreams of becoming twitterpated with the bullshooter of her dreams but when it happens, shes faced with rules the Spooliville board has conjured before she or he can obtain their mosey rights. Now theres something you must realize about this cow, cute as she is, accepting rules and abiding by them has never been her forte! (NOTE: Spooliville cows carry their own language...hang in there, youll pick up on it in no time.)