Not A Flotation Device can be thought of as sketch comedy with words. A collection of humorous pieces, lists, bits, essay's and more. You can think of this book as something that you read in order to make you laugh. One can read it instead of watching silly videos of people hurting themselves on the Internet, for example. This book will also be of no assistance if one is drowning or abandoned in a large body of water, except for perhaps as some sort of paddling device.