Relax and enjoy this fast-paced, lighthearted mystery surrounding a 30 year-old unsolved crime. It’s about finding the money. Meet the movers and shakers of Nowhere, Missouri as a ‘cold case’ is reopened and sends the small township into a fever of excitement and chaos. Incompetent FBI agents, a strange mortician, two dwarfs and a cat with bad karma are just some of the characters you’ll meet. Then there’s Mordon Ackford, Accountant and Justice of the Peace of Nowhere whose greatest pleasure in life is a cup of coffee and an oatmeal cookie. His life is about to change dramatically as he discovers too many people are not who they claim to be.